Wow, this hits close to home, Joel. I don't have a weight issue, but that's the only part that doesn't fit. But the serious part, jeez, I've lived with it my whole life. Even down to the same Mom and Dad parts you mentioned. Though I must admit, the whole serious thing has lifted some since arriving in Oaxaca. So I'm running with it, or perhaps I've found a way to run away from serious?? Hoping so.